If you don't have a relationship with a child yet, it is now time to get one. Thus, welcome to a brand new guide of the handbook, a guide that will thoroughly teach you how to find yourself a child for friendship, romance and sex.
 
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There are so many children in this world, and there are so many ways to find them and get in touch with them, so this is actually much easier than most newcomers think.
 
All pedophiles can find themselves children, with enough patience and willingness. It doesn't matter if you are rich or poor, healthy or sick, tough or afraid, outgoing or shy, having your own home or living in the basement of your parents. Even homeless people and wheelchair users can find themselves children by reading through this guide. There are options for everyone, and I want everyone of you pedophiles to find yourself children. The word 'impossible' does simply not exist in this guide, and it never will.
 
The next chapters of this guide will take you on an awesome and exciting ride through a beautiful land of possibles, excitement and children of all ages, containing lots of ways to find children, all the way from the most easy and convenient ways to the more challenging and risky.
 
The most special and exciting part of this guide will be the Hunting Season sub-guide, which will be the most awesome ride of them all. This sub-guide is all about hunting for children outdoors, on the huge hunting arena called: Planet Earth, with an unlimited 24/7 all-game hunting license.
 
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There are 5 main ways for a pedophile to find children:
 
 
Each of these ways represents a chapter in this guide, and they all have their own unique properties.
 
The last chapter, after Hunting Season, will teach you how to most efficiently befriend and keep close friendships with the children whom you've found. However, the Hunting Season sub-guide will have an additional section about how to befriend children, especially related to outdoors hunting.
 
So let's go and find yourself a child to befriend and love ...